BYO Oyster Tattoo Ticket

Ok here's the deal: you go eat oysters, you pick a pretty one. You send me a picture of it, I draw it kinda like these ones that I drew. Then I tattoo it on you. You can get this as a present for someone you like to eat oysters with. You can get two tickets and I'll give you both tattoos. Cool? Cool. These are sliding scale $250-400, choose a price that aligns with your level of financial security, no questions asked.